You can be damn sure that when I find out who it was they'll get a piece of my mind. Now the police have arrived and closed the road because one of my rollerskates lost a wheel that smashed and spread across the road. I've recently heard from Liverpool boss Robert Mathershaw there have been tailbacks now lasting 5 miles.'
We for one are relieved that Downton is ok, although he did add: 'If I'm honest. I'm not sure why we're all heading to the Westwood launch so early. Andae's private jet has apparently already arrived and Kaz's barge is moored in a nearby canal, but the launch doesn't actually have a confirmed date yet and it's likely to only be Sunday at the earliest. Meanwhile I hope Harry has a PS3 because I have the Collantine Cup finale race on Sunday morning.'